Where do you ship to?

To the UK for free! And anywhere in Europe for £3.
I plan to start shipping to the USA and rest of the world later this year. Keep in touch for updates!


What messages can I send?

Anything! Really anything you can think of. It can be as soppy, hilarious, rude or raunchy as you like.


How long will it take to be delivered?

We aim to get orders out as soon as possible, which is usually the next day. However, in busy periods this can be up to 5 days.

Free Uk delivery = 2-3 days

1st class Uk delivery = 1-2 days

Standard Europe delivery = 3-5 days


Will you include an invoice with my order?

 Your confirmation will reach you via email so no billing details are posted out.


I want to order the same message in bulk, how can I do this?

On the checkout page you can edit the quantity - this will be for multiple bottles with the same message.

If you want to order different messages in bulk please send an email to Robert@sendnod.co.uk


Will it fit through a letterbox?

The parcel is 7cm x 7cm x 2.5cm, so will fit through an average sized letterbox.


Will you spell check my order?

Your message will be sent exactly as you type it.

Please double check all spelling and the delivery address, mistakes can't be amended after ordering. 


Are the parcels tracked?

The parcels are not tracked, but you'll be alerted when it's been dispatched.